The TV is my Shepherd

Anything else I shall not want.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from my faith.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sin and violence.
For the sponsors sake.
Yet, though I walk in the shadow
Of my Christian commitment
I shall not fear.
For the TV. is with me
And together with its remote control
Absolute comfort they bring to me.
It offers commercials for me,
And all sorts of pleasures.
In the drudgery of my daily living
it anoints my head with humanism and consumerism
The God of my life;
Surely laziness and ignorance,
Shall follow me all the days of my life
There is nothing I shall want
I shall remain in my house
Watching TV forever.