Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so
small when you take it to the market.
Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team
plays 60 minutes of basketball.
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they
are when watching a movie.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have
difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings,
but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back seat at church services.
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into
our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last
Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to
tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and
Funny how we believe what the newspaper say, but question what the Bible
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread
like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.
--------- Source Unknown. Submitted by John E Darby. ---------